they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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