how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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