I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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