ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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