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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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