It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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