last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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