her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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