oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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