I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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