do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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