You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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