help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My Sexting was not on an AP level
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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