I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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