I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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