the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm both gender and math confused
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