all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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