never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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