I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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