The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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