you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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