youre lurking in front of me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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