i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
seriously i just wanna be friends
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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