The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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