I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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