I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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