I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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