Pappa wants mamma naked
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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