At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
