ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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