Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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