I accidentally had phone sex last night
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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