You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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