i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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