He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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