is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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