Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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