these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
