I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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