For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Fuck appropriateness.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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