Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
