You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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