god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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