and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Just high enough for therapy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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