but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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