Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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