That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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