weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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