Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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