I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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