3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
