There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.