I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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