you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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