It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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