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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.

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• (510): View more from California

  Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up

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• (805): View more from California

  Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.

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