Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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