she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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