everyone is single if you try hard enough
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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