Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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