I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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