I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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