dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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